milky spider fears

Shit is terrifying. Don’t say it’s irrational or else I’ll slap you through the ceiling. It’s entirely rational to me. Who made you the god of rationality anyway?

Musical Life

What would life be like if it was a musical?
Oh, it appears as if I’ve forgotten how to make videos. Ohwell.

Been A Long Time | Original Ukulele Song

Like kids my age, I wrote a song about something happening in my life (AKA Graduation). Let’s just be glad I didn’t decide to write some angsty poetry or else we’d ALL be in trouble.

DON’T SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE!

Really. It’s not as fun as they make it out to be. Just. No. Do not want.

How to Bake Brownies LIKE A BOSS

Self-explanatory, really. Me. Kitchen. Brownie making. No euphemisms.
And, yes, that is dubstep Beethoven in the background.
WARNING: I wouldn’t actually attempt to follow what is going on in this video…

The Avengers & The Problem With Action Movies

I saw the Avengers and I really liked it, but I noticed something in it that happens in quite a number of other action movies. So I made a video about it. Because that’s what I do.

10 THINGS YOU SHOULDN’T DO!

People can be really annoying at sometimes. Accidentally or on purpose. To reduce the amount of accidental irritation, here’s 10 things you SHOULD NOT do.

Original Song | Kick It In The Nuts

A song I wrote for a friend who had a bad day.

Friends = COCAINE?!

I’m a year older. Cool. My friends and I are odd. I can’t wait to see the tags for this video. GATHER, DRUG ADDICTS, GATHER!

Song: Fireworks from the Harry Potter 5 soundtrack

Why Do Horror Movies Exist?!

I really, really, really freakin’ hate horror movies.