HEY GUISE. GUISE. CHECK IT OUT! FOR CLASS, WE HAVE TO MAKE A 3-5 MINUTE LONG COMMERCIAL AND, BEING THE WHOVIAN I AM, DECIDED TO SELL THE TARDIS. OH YEAH, I MADE A DIFFERENT YOUTUBE ACCOUNT BECAUSE… of reasons I don’t really know… BUT ANYWAY, CHECK OUT THIS UBER SEXY VIDEO. LOL.
The core whacked against the TARDIS’ outer shell mid-flight causing the Doctor to open the door in alarm. The shriek of “SPAAAAAAAAAAACE!” filled the room, causing the two Ponds to look up from the console. By the time they arrived at the Doctor’s side - hardly any time at all. The core and the time lord were hitting it off, both yelling “SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!” at the top of their lungs. Soon, the Doctor began jumping up and down in his usual nine-year-old-on-sugar-and-cocaine fashion. “Amy! AMY! AMY! Can we keep him? PLEASE!!!!!!!!” He pleaded while waving the faulty machine in his hands. “FINE.” Amy said as she rolled her eyes, a headache already taking form in her head. She took a moment to ponder why the heck the Doctor had even bothered to ask her permission considering it was his TARDIS. She shook her head as another yell of “SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!” filled the room. Amy sighed. “Nevermind.” She said and yanked the yellow eyed sphere from the Doctor’s hands and threw it as far as she could into outer space.