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hiddleslokid: Director Jim Jarmusch, actors Tom Hiddleston,...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:07:44 -0400

Director Jim Jarmusch, actors Tom Hiddleston, Tilda Swinton, Slimane Dazi and John Hurt attend the ‘Only Lovers Left Alive’ premiere during The 66th Annual Cannes Film Festival at the Palais des Festivals on May 25, 2013 in Cannes, France.

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:05:14 -0400

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

bendy-dick-cum-on-my-baps: alicerei: “how to kick ass” from...

Sun, 26 May 2013 00:01:40 -0400

bendy-dick-cum-on-my-baps:

alicerei:

“how to kick ass” from Benedict Cumberbatch

THE THIRD GIF

WHAT SHOW IS THIS

TELL ME

NOW

Starter for 10, in which Bendybop Cumberbooty was the biggest weenie of all time.

castielattano: eyelikeamagpie: thegirlincendio: xsamandriel: fredweesley: thegirlwhocriedfoxface...

Sat, 25 May 2013 23:01:37 -0400

castielattano:

eyelikeamagpie:

thegirlincendio:

xsamandriel:

fredweesley:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

biliepiper:

john green takes a shower

john clean

john green eats a bean burrito

john bean

john green loses weight

john lean

john green finds inner peace

john serene

john green killed augustus waters

john mean

john green abandons his children

john winchester

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

Because dancing Tony is the best Tony. [x]

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:59:58 -0400

Because dancing Tony is the best Tony. [x]

i-am-mishafuckingcollins: ahaha-hahaha-no: bowtiesarecool4: th...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:58:32 -0400

i-am-mishafuckingcollins:

ahaha-hahaha-no:

bowtiesarecool4:

this-is-just-what-loki-wants:

themishacollins:

Let’s play a game called: Actual Supernatural line or not?

Does this mean we can finally clear up the origin of THIS line?

They’re both real lines

And the infamous:

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:54:22 -0400

reference for writers: alcoholic beverage breakdown:

referenceforwriters:

euclase:

I had a disturbing exchange with a high school-aged person today that prompted this…

Beer, wine, mead, and cider are fermented beverages.

Mead is made from honey.

Cider is made from apples.

Beer is made from grains.

Beer tastes like beer because they flavor it with hops.

They used to flavor beer with dandelions.

Ain’t that cute?

All beer is either ale or lager.

Ale is fermented at room temperature.

Lager is brewed and store cold.

Barleywine, bitter, porter, and stout are ales.

Pilsner and bock are lagers.

Most of the crap people drink in America is pale lager.

Mosft of the crap people drink in Ireland is dry stout.

Butterbeer isn’t real.

(Except actually I think it is, and I heard it tastes like cream soda)

Miruvor isn’t real, either, but it probably would taste like squash.

Ent-draught isn’t real, either, but shit, it would be awesome if it were.

Wine is made from fermented fruit juice, usually grapes.

Red wine is made from red grapes.

White wine is made from green grapes.

The name of the grape is the name of the wine (Chardonnay, Pinot Noir, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Merlot are all varieties of grape)

Unless you live in France.

In which case, the name of the place supersedes the name of the grape.

(for example: Burgundies are made in Burgundy, France, but Burgundy wine can be Pinot Noir or Chardonnay)

Champagne is any sparkling white wine.

However, Champagne can also be wine that comes from Champagne, France.

Drink red wine with beef. Drink white wine with fish.

Act like it tastes good.

Keep a Diet Coke in your bag for later.

You’ll be fine.

Brandy is distilled wine.

Cognac is brandy aged in oak barrels.

Don’t fuck around with the French about their cognac.

Fortified wine is wine with added alcohol.

Sherry is fortified white wine made in Spain.

Port is fortified red wine made in Portugal.

Vermouth is fortified white wine plus grape spirits.

Sweet vermouth has added sugar.

Dry vermouth has added spices like nutmeg.

Liquors are distilled spirits that contain ethanol.

Liqueurs are liquors that have sugar and flavors added.

Liquors can be made from grains, fruits, or vegetables.

Grain alcohol is liquor made from grains. Duh.

Gin, Vodka, and Whisky are grain alcohols.

Vodka is grain alcohol and water.

Be careful with vodka. Homemade vodka is poisonous.

Gin is (basically vodka) flavored with juniper berries.

Absinthe is (basically gin) flavored with anise.

Whisky is grain alcohol aged in wood barrels.

Malt whisky is made from barley.

Grain whisky is made from all the other grains.

Scotch is whisky made in Scotland.

Bourbon is Kentucky whisky mostly made from corn.

Don’t fuck around with the Scottish.

Don’t fuck around with people from Kentucky, either.

Tequila is liquor made from the blue agave plant.

Rum is liquor made from sugarcane.

Schnapps is liquor made from fruit “must” (smashed fruit that still contains seeds and skins).

American schnapps is grain alcohol mixed with fruit flavors and sugar syrup.

Drink apple schnapps only while playing Tekken 2.

Sake is rice wine that’s brewed like beer. Or something.

Avoid these cocktails: Grog, Long Island Iced Tea, Manhattan, Dark and Stormy, Jack and Coke, Piña Colada, Scorpion. They contain huge amounts of alcohol and/or a huge number of calories. That Long Island Ice Tea is the worst motherfucker of the bunch. Just avoid them. Have a lemon drop martini instead.

Don’t drink on an empty stomach or you’ll puke.

Don’t drink too fast or you’ll puke.

Avoid Long Island Iced Teas. Like I said.

Don’t drink and drive because you might kill my Mom. You fuckers.

If your friend has had too much to drink and needs to crash, make sure she’s lying on her side so she doesn’t choke on her own vomit.

Don’t leave a drunk friend alone.

Passing out is a sign of being severely goddamn sick. If someone drinks and passes out? They are dying right now. Call 9-1-1.

If you are drunk, don’t drink coffee or caffeine to get sober. Sip cold water and nibble some saltine crackers.

Don’t be a fucking idiot. Don’t smash my mailbox.

Really, do you need to drink?

You probably don’t.

But now you know some stuff. Maybe.

♥

pika4chu: i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:52:14 -0400

pika4chu:

i saw this in the middle of walmart and broke down crying

wordsyouneversay: Have your co-stars treated...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:51:28 -0400

wordsyouneversay:

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

She’s 100% the best.

girubatos: doo·dle v. doo·dled, doo·dling, doo·dles v.intr. 1. To scribble aimlessly, especially...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:50:10 -0400

girubatos:

doo·dle

v. doo·dled, doo·dling, doo·dles

v.intr.
1. To scribble aimlessly, especially when preoccupied.

a “doodle” is not a full colored picture with clean lineart do you fucking hear me tumblr artists

sirdef: Grumpyface Cap- A Photoset because of reasons

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:47:35 -0400

sirdef:

Grumpyface Cap- A Photoset because of reasons

longlivesherlock: whorville: whorville: Which letter of the alphabet has the most water? The...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:47:02 -0400

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

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Sat, 25 May 2013 22:46:10 -0400

thangelsarefalling: im not even really in the HP fandom but omg...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:46:02 -0400

thangelsarefalling:

im not even really in the HP fandom but omg that hurt

johnbarrrowman: congratulations to wikipedia for choosing the worst photos of every actor for the...

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:45:04 -0400

johnbarrrowman:

congratulations to wikipedia for choosing the worst photos of every actor for the sidebar picture

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Sat, 25 May 2013 22:43:17 -0400

Six favourite moments → Angel and Wesley

Sat, 25 May 2013 22:41:39 -0400

Six favourite moments → Angel and Wesley

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Sat, 25 May 2013 22:40:34 -0400

It’s a Lovely Day - Ian Rubbish and the Bizzaros Cover I...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:43:26 -0400

It’s a Lovely Day - Ian Rubbish and the Bizzaros Cover

I have a lot of SNL feelings, okay?

Whoa, Epic is a really good film. You should watch it. Ohmygosh. And it was actually a really good...

Sat, 25 May 2013 19:40:36 -0400

Whoa, Epic is a really good film. You should watch it. Ohmygosh. And it was actually a really good female lead and I just WAAAAAAAAY FEELS FOR SIDE ROMANCE.