ifuckedmadsmikkelsen: suchagaymer: jerkidiot: if you eat a chicken and egg sandwich, you’re basically eating one thing at different times of its life like when you eat a baby and an elderly person at the same time.
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sarlaccvagina: petition for Avengers 2 to end on a freeze-frame like this
I'm trying to learn how to do a stereotypical...
PAHK THA CAAH IN HAAVAAHD YAAAHD.
spiritbear: my eyes just welled up with tears omg that’s mark patting martin look at martins face i
Whoa. Okay. Young Steve Jobs was attractive.
kingcheddarxvii: taycaughtfire: jenohh: paaabu: nutella-boy: kingcheddarxvii: Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word “Face battle” sounds way cooler “may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady” you may face battle the bride face battle me in the rain You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass. Just when I thought I’d seen everything Face battling your ass
cas-get-into-my-ass: Unforgivable villains Umbridge Joffrey “little bitch” Baratheon FUCKING METATRON
basedgodniall: I LITERALLY DO 8 SECONDS OF WORK THEN REWARD MYSELF WITH 40 MINUTES OF TUMBLR LIKE CAN I STOP DOING THAT
uoa: do you guys realize we can change our lives any time we want like you can just go ahead and delete your blog, stop eating meat, shave your head, start running, tell that person you hate why you hate them so much, confess your love to someone and kiss them unexpectedly like why don’t we do that
ididthatonce: stumblingphrases: you were really cute until that offensive joke spewed out of your mouth: a guide to how to not be my future lover by me. If you wanna be my lover You gotta get with my sociopolitical blogosphere
always4evrnerdy: fandomacepilot: prongsmydeer: Plot twist: The next companion is a normal girl/boy who only dies once in their lifetime and has no remarkable back story but he thinks they’re wonderful because they are human and the Doctor needs reminding that you don’t need to be a mystery to be remarkable. Even bigger plot twist: The next companion also isn’t in love with the Doctor or...
koncreates: splashmama: catbountry: racebentdisney: coelasquid: snoozlebee: leidis: penciltests: “Lilo and Stitch” 2002 Deleted Scene Lilo plays a trick on the tourists. IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D UNDERSTAND I desperately need to understand WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY Was this scene cut from the movie??!! Fucking christ, do you know what this would have done? What this would...
bitcorn: just saw a guy wearing a nirvana t-shirt lmfao i bet cant even name three noble truths of buddhism
spadesslick: pimposaur: reasons not to kill yourself chicken tender the billionth number of pi is 9 it’s not gay if it’s on the moon sponges feel cool highdeas.com joe biden the letter Q dirt Some of these are legitimately calming.
yiaichenn: 221b-mine-please: pirenstoletheimpala: mycroft-queenofcake: iamjayse: thenerdfighterkid: slydig: tsarbucks: slydig: dont be mean be median or mode damn math fandom bloggers shut up we have a good range of jokes this is our domain guys we’re forgetting the point of this post and going off on a tangent Are you all done cos I’ve had enough of this by now ...
rneerkat: rneerkat: which greek god loved animals the most zoos
billhaderprofessionalliferuiner: remember that time that stefon wore guyliner i just