Don’t be alarmed. I just changed my tumblr avatar for THE FIRST TIME SINCE I GOT TUMBLR. WHAAAT.
"Enjoying my total lack of adult supervision…"
Yo, who wants to be a dear a send me a link to that tumblr post with that grammar correction fail on instagram? There are probably a number of posts that match my description but… yaknow. I need this for a video…
I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
writing papers for elementary foreign language classes makes me feel so dumb because in english i’m fairly articulate but i literally just wrote in german: “I have a door. the door is big. the door is brown. i have a room.” i’m handing this in for a grade.
Go ahead! The fact that anyone would want to cover my songs is superdupes coolios!
The making of Wes Anderson’s The Grand Budapest Hotel(2014)
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.
THIS IS THE MOST BRILLIANT POSY I HAVE EVER SEEN.
Guys, that’s not only Iambic, that’s a fucking sonnet. *claps*
Grammatically correct for the period and a couple of references to Shakespeare’s actual works.
I’m sincerely impressed.